Science news memes
Page 4 of the best science news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real science stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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One tree, 350 mango varieties. Finally, a reason to be indecisive at the fruit market.
The real challenge isn't pulling the sword — it's not eating the pierogi it's stuck in.
India's Chemistry Olympiad team just proved that the only thing faster than their reactions is their medal count.
The private space sector just achieved what ISRO did decades ago — but with significantly more Instagram filters.
India's private space industry just proved that if you throw enough money at something, you can launch a rocket faster than the guy who says he'll fix your internet at 2 PM.
When 'too happy' becomes a medical condition, you know the universe has a sick sense of humor.
Finally, something from India that launches on the first try.
Thanks, science, for giving my partner a medical excuse to bring up my sleepwalking snogs.
AI can predict pandemics, but it can't predict our collective talent for ignoring warnings.
Finally, a brain implant that's actually worth the brain space — coffee independence achieved.
After 55 years, scientists determined the secret to 100: pick your parents wisely.
The pathologizing of men is the only diagnosis growing faster than female graduation rates.
She managed wine, oil, and profits — but historians saw a mop and called it a day.
"Going under" isn't a nap — it's a coma with a wake-up call.
When your farm has been organic for 200 years, you've got time to perfect the compost recipe.
The other 44 villages just thought it was a weird cat.
Some artists dream of a gallery opening. This one got a launchpad opening.
Nothing says 'I trust the system' like paying $5 for bagged greens that might outlast you.
Some people clean their glasses. El Salvador just cured an entire country of blindness.
My landlord's son got his degree in interpretive dance, now he's CEO. This is fine.
Skyroot sent a rocket to space. What's next, an IPO that actually goes up?
Another research grant wasted on discovering what my belly already knew.
Scientists really out here finding the mini-me versions of our childhood nightmares.
Somewhere, a kid who just aced their science fair is wondering if they also need to start a rocket company.
Finally, a private company that delivers to space before Amazon delivers to my doorstep.
1,000 DAYS UNTIL THE 'GOD OF CHAOS' VISITS EARTH
The ultimate cosmic flex: launching rockets while your people are still buffering.
Wild prey remains the cornerstone of lion survival, even as human encroachment grows.
40 years to find out the universe's biggest structure is just a cosmic 'Do Not Enter' sign.
The toads learned the art of not caring from middle management.
Nothing says 'we've lost perspective' like strapping an oxygen generator to a cockroach.
India's first private rocket is 7 storeys tall — finally, a startup that's actually going up.
Turns out the planet's sunscreen was doing double duty — now we're just a giant exposed back at the beach.
Congratulations, we found Earth 2. Now if only Earth 1 wasn't on fire.
Sure, send a postcard to space. Meanwhile, actual mail still gets lost between zip codes.
The only commute longer than the TTC's delays is the one this whale bone took to downtown Toronto.
Flynn went from 'floating potato' to 'handsome sea gentleman' and we're not crying, you are.
In the time it took to type a few symptoms, an AI did what years of medical visits couldn't: listen without bias.
Finally, a bridge that brings everyone together: commuters and critters, without the collisions.
The ideal AI usage for creativity? Three prompts per project — after that, ideas go generic.
When your own journal's editorial board is the one blocking the dialogue, 'preprint' becomes a workaround for free speech.
Somewhere a conservationist is screaming into a pillow about AI surveillance and electric fences.
Some scientists are so good, they can calculate escape velocity from Earth AND ISRO.
After years of 'next year', India's private space dream finally has a calendar date.
Some superheroes wear stethoscopes — and this 5-year-old's toothbrush never stood a chance against them.
These 'alien' molecules sat in a museum drawer for 130 years before scientists noticed.
A monkey's lips are more celebrated than my entire personality — and I'm not even mad.
Who said birdwatching was a spectator sport? These Nepali birders are changing the game.
Finally, technology that cares more about you than most people do.
Somewhere out there, a gas giant is laughing at our excitement over a whiff of oxygen.
Ancient Egyptian princesses were the original 'she can fix him' — except she was the one doing the fixing, with arrows.
The study's real finding: that one friend who always knows everyone's drama is actually just running a better operating system.
MARINELAND CLOSED. 50 BELUGAS? HEADED TO THE U.S.
The only thing growing faster than tourist selfies is Ronald Sanabria's forest cover.
Finally, a fruit tree that works harder than the influencer who posted about it.
The universe finally delivers to the right address — no return label, just a 4.6-billion-year-old rock through the ceiling.
The only thing more ancient than that crater is my patience waiting for Google Maps to route me around it.
When your science project impresses a Georgetown professor more than your own homework.
After 16.5 months, the vaccine has a perfect record: zero cancers, and some sly lesions even decided to shrink.
Turns out treating your front yard like a parking lot has consequences.