Somewhere, a carpenter just threw his hammer at a fish.
Katsuobushi – The World's Hardest Processed Fish
Katsuobushi is skipjack tuna that undergoes months of fermentation, smoking, and drying until it reaches a wood-like hardness. Chefs shave it into paper-thin flakes to make dashi broth. It's the only fish that can double as a doorstop.
Source: Katsuobushi – The World's Hardest Processed Fish — Oddity Central
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