The report's appendix is just a list of all the other reports we ignored.
Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity
The Onion lampoons the release of a 'last-ever' global warming report, framed as a time capsule for future societies—a darkly comic nod to decades of inaction, now memorialized for posterity.
Source: Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 14, 2026.
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