The real challenge isn't pulling the sword — it's not eating the pierogi it's stuck in.
Whosoever pulls this sword from the Polish earth, shall be crowned King of the Pierogies
Scientists in Poland have unearthed a medieval sword stuck in a giant pierogi, resurrecting a local legend that whoever pulls it will rule all pierogies. The discovery has sparked a frenzy among chefs and tourists, with the pierogi now under 24-hour guard.
Source: Whosoever pulls this sword from the Polish earth, shall be crowned King of the Pierogies — Fark
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