Nothing says 'I trust the system' like paying $5 for bagged greens that might outlast you.
Caught Cyclospora? Here's what to do next
A cyclospora outbreak linked to bagged salad greens has sickened dozens across multiple states. The CDC warns the parasite, which causes severe diarrhea, can survive standard washing. Another reminder that 'pre-washed' is just a suggestion.
Source: Caught Cyclospora? Here's what to do next — CNN
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