Science news memes
Page 3 of the best science news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real science stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Christina Ricci hears 'lost plane' and smells a 90s nostalgia paycheck.
India's dengue vaccine arrives with the name of a premium mango juice and the speed of a government being mildly inconvenienced.
Naked mole-rat queens: the only bosses who can literally smell your ambition.
Turns out our biggest national security threat is a really ambitious chef.
When your vaccine schedule is more complicated than your entire diet of eucalyptus.
The universe really looked at the Milky Way and said, 'You know what would fix you? A giant cosmic bratwurst delivering a rear-end collision.'
When 'personalized medicine' means a kid finally getting to feel grass under his feet.
Turns out the most expensive part of a global health crisis is actually paying for the healthcare.
250 bison roam free, half born wild — they really made themselves at home.
The dinosaurs were wiped out by a rare asteroid — the universe's equivalent of a lethal collectible.
Imagine adjusting a knob to turn on a toaster — except the 'knob' is a quantum trick and the toaster is your entire office.
Somewhere a billionaire just watched this and felt an urgent, confusing need to buy a rocket he doesn't know how to fly.
The lake's skincare routine is more dramatic than my ex's Instagram stories.
Finally, a building that treats climate anxiety — with solutions.
Now even a 4-year-old can say 'not today, dengue' — and mean it.
Finally, a scientific comparison that makes both monkeys and parents feel inadequate.
Great, now my brain has a dedicated 'do not recommended' folder for people I tripped in front of in high school.
The only thing more ancient than Chuchita is the collection of a guy who kept millennia-old artifacts as 'decor.'
The same trick that holds your fridge shut might one day keep your arteries open.
Who needs eucalyptus when you have a man who refuses to give up on trees?
Underwater gardening: where the weeds are sharks and the only thing you'll grow is a new appreciation for dry land.
Another day, another study that terrified parents for a week before quietly admitting it was a statistical burp.
The only thing longer than 87 years of trying to prove a conjecture is the millisecond it takes an AI to disprove it.
Finally, a climate indicator that's both reliable and hilarious.
Science wins again — sometimes the best news is just a woman being able to do her chores without flinching.
Can't wait for the sequel: '10 Places Where Common Sense Behaves Differently'.
AI love story: the only thing it got right was the ending – 'happily ever after' isn't real, but neither is the plot.
When your ornithology degree is rendered useless by a pigeon that never existed outside Photoshop.
Elon's roadmap: Mars by 2024. Reality: a used rocket part beats him to the moon by a decade.
The superworms have more career growth than most people in this economy.
The ancient equivalent of 'I woke up like this' — but the 'this' includes toxic red face paint.
Indigenous knowledge: the original sustainable development goal, still paying dividends.
The most important thing about the moon landing? Neil Armstrong finally found a use for being the one nearest the door.
Seventy percent burned, so they planted seven nurseries — math we can all get behind.
This chip has a better memory and more passive aggression than my ex.
Nothing says 'we had a good run' like scrubbing your fridge for a parasite that never existed.
Skyroot's first launch reached orbit — a feat most space startups only achieve in their pitch decks.
Your brain is still optimized for saber-toothed tigers, not Slack notifications.
Who knew the best fish habitat would be built by wind turbines?
These hunter-gatherers invented the subscription service: bring fish to a high-altitude lake, and get fresh catch forever.
The secret to curly hair? It's not in the strand itself—it's the shape of the tunnel it grows through.
The herb your mom swears gives you energy actually makes you 34% sleepier.
That feeling when you nap for a decade and wake up with the same view.
Elderly smokers react to fracture risk study with the same enthusiasm they have for calcium supplements.
Nothing says 'I read one wellness newsletter' like developing an opinion on magnesium chelate vs oxide.
One man's recovery is a blueprint for thousands — science just drew the map.
When you're 12 and have already done more for the planet than most adults will in a lifetime.
Great, now we can waste time at the atomic scale before the Mars colony's first coffee break.
The only thing more consistent than human sacrifice is archaeologists acting shocked every time.
The only thing more addictive than porn is the debate over whether it's addictive.
Before rabbit's feet, there were boar tusks — the ultimate flex of 'I survived this.'
Gravitational lensing: when a galaxy cluster becomes nature's most powerful magnifying glass — no batteries required.
So the most advanced civilization on Earth has been under the ocean this whole time, and we're still waiting for them to figure out buffering.
Nothing says 'routine exercise' like accidentally birthing a century of conspiracy theories.
The only thing more aggressive than a space-faring kinetic impactor is a billionaire trying to find a planet where his stock price doesn't matter.
Turns out 'mother's intuition' was just her cells gossiping in your hippocampus.
At last, a quantum material that doesn't need a freezer—gold's new trick is keeping its cool.
If your high school built a solar car, you went to a better high school than me.
They really programmed 'never give up' before 'stay alive'.
When you nail the launch but the market gives you a 'k, call me when you have references'