Business news memes
Page 2 of the best business news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real business stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Tim Cook is finally leaving, and honestly, the most innovative thing he's done all decade is teaching us to pay $30 for the privilege of not having a wall plug.
Expecting your first index fund to pay for a retirement villa in twelve months is exactly the kind of main character energy we love to see.
It is truly special how we managed to invent the most advanced calculator in history just to have it confirm that the economy is a dumpster fire.
Most of us can barely manage a grocery list, let alone a 681-crore food dynasty.
CBA paying a massive fine for mishandling super funds is like a kid breaking a vase and then asking his parents for a reward for 'successfully cleaning up the shards'.
The Australian dream is just a twenty-year game of musical chairs where the music stopped in 2004 and we've all just been hovering in place to avoid admitting we're sitting on the floor.
Who needs a gym when you can get your arm workout churning date soft serve?
Probate is the only process on earth where your grandkids grow up waiting for their inheritance, and the lawyer charges you a fee to stop the clock.
Turns out the only real estate Robert Kiyosaki actually mastered was the infinite void where his customers' money used to be.
Mark Zuckerberg treats multi-million dollar privacy settlements like a recurring monthly invoice for his 'Surveillance-as-a-Service' tier.
Six and a half years in prison is a heavy price to pay for what effectively amounts to helping people avoid the three hours of scrolling it takes to pick a movie on Netflix.
The entire global economy currently relies on the professional opinion of a man who makes fortune cookies look like rigorous academic research.