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Instacart reportedly discussed selling itself to DoorDash and Uber

Instacart has hired an investment bank to evaluate its options, according to The Information, and has held acquisition talks with DoorDash. Bloomberg reported that Instacart also talked to Uber, which walked away. With a market cap above $13 billion and shares up 25% this year, the company may be looking to sell before competition intensifies. The reports sent Instacart stock up 9.2% on Friday while Uber and DoorDash shares fell.

Source: Instacart reportedly discussed selling itself to DoorDash and Uber — TechCrunch

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