Business news memes
Page 3 of the best business news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real business stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Imagine being the guy who decides that poisoning the public is cheaper than just fixing the pipes.
Silicon Valley is currently trying to disrupt 'knowing a guy' with a $3.5 million subscription model.
Nothing says geopolitical stability like paying an extra fifty bucks to fill up the sedan while the people in charge swear it is fine.
Thuisbezorgd's 'discounts' are just fees wearing a fake mustache.
Bank: 'Sorry, you need collateral.' Bakery: 'Cool, we'll just hire the whole block.'
The only thing a biotech CEO loves more than curing a disease is finding a jurisdiction that asks zero questions about the math.
The only thing more delusional than thinking 3% inflation makes up for three years of insanity is believing a press release counts as a paycheck.
Banking is just adult musical chairs with zero-sum chairs.
The Chinese auto industry is about to hit the gas, while we're still trying to figure out which way the fuel cap turns.
Santander’s record profits prove that the only thing growing faster than your mortgage payments is their quarterly earnings call.
The government is celebrating 2.6% inflation like we just discovered fire, while the rest of us are still deciding which streaming service to cancel to afford onions.
The only thing more absurd than a $3,000 drop on a $130,000 COE is the media calling it 'good news.'
The Rupee's descent is now so predictable that banks should just stop giving us statements and start sending us 'thoughts and prayers' emojis.
In TV, the real stars are the ones you never see — especially when they're counting your license fee.
Applying for a software role and getting an internship is the corporate equivalent of ordering a Ferrari and being handed a skateboard with a 'Believe' sticker on it.
Global fertilizer demand forces a Tunisian community to breathe poison.
Jensen Huang is currently speedrunning the 'World Tour of Tax Breaks' like he's trying to win a global scavenger hunt for the cheapest electricity.
Justice in the Niger Delta could set a precedent for corporate accountability worldwide.
Investors have been waiting years for a simplified rulebook to navigate our market, and the government has finally delivered: now they can bankrupt us in a single, easily searchable PDF.
Five million dollars in watch fraud is certainly one way to solve the student loan crisis.
Imagine being the person who looked at the 2024 office vacancy rate and thought, 'Yeah, this is the one.'
When the man who runs the biggest bank in the world tells you to panic, he usually means you're about to pay for his next yacht.
The entire stock market has basically become a high-speed chase where we just throw money at whatever Elon looked at yesterday.
The only thing more predictable than a maiden budget speech promising a revolution is the sudden silence when the actual subsidies land.
Nvidia just wrote a $2 billion check to a company most people couldn't identify in a police lineup, which is exactly how you know AI investing has officially left the orbit of common sense.
Somewhere a hedge fund manager is explaining to his accountant why paying taxes is just a lack of creative imagination.
Capital One lowering their bad-loan reserves is just a bank’s way of saying they finally stopped checking if their customers have actual jobs.
The peso is out here playing 4D chess while the dollar is still figuring out checkers.
When the GLP-1 wars get so heated even the lawyers need to lose weight.
When the brotherhood's loyalty clause expires with the immunity deal.
The American Dream has officially shifted from retiring at sixty to simply not overdrafting on a Tuesday.
Somewhere, a bride whose wedding was ruined by a monsoon is wondering if the award committee attended the same event.
Twenty-one months for a nine-figure heist is less of a punishment and more of a corporate retreat.
When the only thing more aggressive than your bank's overdraft fees is their obsession with what you did in 2014.
The American economy is just a group of people in debt competing to see who can look the most like they're doing fine while driving a new Silverado.
The only thing more seasoned than their discount snacks is the local rodent population.
We are officially in a timeline where a student's entire clinical rotation depends on a backup quarterback not throwing an interception.
Government efficiency is truly remarkable when they decide to stop sending checks to their own citizens.
The only thing more stressed than those companies is my bank account after a single weekend.
Defense rally: where your portfolio prays for world peace but profits from war.
The man in charge of our taxes thinks spying on coworkers is just a 'back in my day' office blooper.
When the hedge fund realizes being a slumlord requires actually fixing the leaky roof, they just decide to be an 'ex-landlord' instead.
The fake agency was so disorganized it couldn't even produce fake signatories.
We really just handed Elon another $75B just so he can tweet from orbit while the rest of us check our bank accounts after a $15 lunch.
It is truly remarkable how 'streamlining the business' always starts with everyone except the person who wrote the memo.
Somewhere in Bengaluru, a guy is currently looking at a 99.9% loss and wondering if he can still claim it as a 'tax loss harvesting' masterclass.
Somewhere a corporate lawyer is currently billing Ford four figures to justify firing a man over the price of a vending machine snack.
Trump's new tariff strategy is basically just walking into a grocery store and yelling at the maple syrup until it pays for a border wall.
Businessman's defense: 'I was just the mailman, but also I never read the mail.'
Most people spend their lives trying to afford a fence, while some just buy the whole postcode to avoid ever seeing a commoner again.
US oil companies finally learned that infinite growth is a pyramid scheme, so they're pivoting to 'steady output' like a teenager pretending they didn't just spend their entire allowance on crypto.
It is honestly impressive how GM manages to beat earnings expectations while the rest of the industry is still figuring out how to build a car that doesn't need a software update every Tuesday.
Hearing a Wall Street CEO warn us about risks is like hearing a pyromaniac offer fire safety tips.
That moment when your car's sticker has a more accurate sense of weight than your New Year's resolution.
When you have enough oil money to treat the world's second-largest aerospace company like an underwhelming Uber Eats order.
Finally, a real estate developer is discovering that 'insolvency' isn't just a fancy way of saying 'I'm keeping your down payment'.
The only thing aging faster than our portfolios is the 'long-term' advice from people who sell us creams at 400% markup.
In a world of evil corporations, Larian Studios just rolled a critical success on workplace morale.
The only thing more overpriced than this ruin is the 'industrial chic' premium they’ll slap on the units before they finish a single wall.
United staff really decided that a customer service complaint is the perfect time to try out for a guest spot on a dystopian surveillance state.