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Microsoft offers voluntary exit packages to 60,000 staff

Microsoft has offered voluntary buyout packages to roughly 60,000 employees, about a quarter of its global workforce, as part of a new cost-cutting drive. The company framed the move as giving staff a choice, though the scale of the offer makes it one of the largest corporate buyout programs in tech history. The buyouts follow a period of slowing growth and increased spending on artificial intelligence.

Photograph: CTV News

Source: Microsoft offers voluntary exit packages to 60,000 staff — CTV News

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 27, 2026.

Topics: microsoft · layoffs · bigtech · technews · buyout · corporate · jobs

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