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Humana, UnitedHealthcare ending Medicare Advantage plans for 1 million seniors, insurers say

Humana and UnitedHealthcare announced they will terminate Medicare Advantage coverage for approximately one million seniors, citing rising costs and regulatory pressures. The insurers say the decision will help them remain financially sustainable, but affected seniors will need to find alternative coverage during the next enrollment period. The companies have not specified which regions or plan types will be most affected.

Source: Humana, UnitedHealthcare ending Medicare Advantage plans for 1 million seniors, insurers say — CBS News

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