Niclas Füllkrug went to England for the fancy food and came home to Werder because the diner still knows his name.
Niclas Füllkrug on verge of sensational return to Germany
Niclas Füllkrug is reportedly close to rejoining Werder Bremen after a brief, underwhelming stint at West Ham. The German striker, who left for the Premier League last summer, is now set for a medical on Tuesday as Bremen look to bring him back. Sources suggest the move is all but done.
Source: Niclas Füllkrug on verge of sensational return to Germany — WELT
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 18, 2026.
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