Tommy Paul proving that consistency is key — consistently losing to guys ranked 40 spots below him.
Tommy Paul Upset by Qualifier Vallejo in Cincinnati
Tommy Paul, seeded 12th, crashed out of the Cincinnati Open in the second round to qualifier Adolfo Daniel Vallejo, ranked 87th. The straight-sets defeat marks another early exit for the American, who has struggled to convert his top-15 ranking into deep runs at big tournaments.
Source: Tommy Paul Upset by Qualifier Vallejo in Cincinnati — Tennis.com
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