Nick Holman retires at 29, which in AFL years is like retiring at 65 in any other job, except with more bruises and less pension.
Nick Holman calls time on remarkable journey - goldcoastfc.com.au
Nick Holman, the Gold Coast Suns' hard-nosed midfielder, announced his retirement from the AFL at just 29, ending a career known for his fierce tackling and uncompromising style. His departure leaves a gap in the Suns' forward line and raises questions about the toll of modern footy on young bodies.
Source: Nick Holman calls time on remarkable journey - goldcoastfc.com.au — goldcoastfc.com.au
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