Raheem Sterling has gone from scoring at the World Cup to scoring a gig as the world's most expensive job-seeker—LinkedIn must be thrilled with the new 'elite athlete' category.
Raheem Sterling spotted working different job as search continues to find club
Raheem Sterling, the England and Chelsea forward, is still without a club as the transfer window drags on, leading to jokes about him taking up other employment. Despite his pedigree, no team has swooped in, leaving fans and pundits puzzled and amused in equal measure.
Source: Raheem Sterling spotted working different job as search continues to find club — Daily Mirror
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