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Beloved London bus driver banned from blowing bubbles over 'safety concerns'
A beloved London bus driver has been told to stop blowing bubbles on his route over 'safety concerns,' sparking outrage from passengers who say the bubbles are the best part of their commute. The driver, known for his cheerful demeanor, says he'll comply but fans have started a petition to bring back the bubbles.
Source: Beloved London bus driver banned from blowing bubbles over 'safety concerns' — r/nottheonion
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