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Rachida Dati stands trial over alleged €900k Renault payout
Former French minister Rachida Dati faces trial in Paris for allegedly receiving 900,000 euros from former Renault-Nissan CEO Carlos Ghosn between 2009 and 2013. The court is examining charges of passive corruption and passive influence peddling related to these payments. Ghosn, who fled Japan for Lebanon in 2019, is also implicated in the case.
Source: Rachida Dati stands trial over alleged €900k Renault payout — Le Monde
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 15, 2026.
Topics: rachidadati · carlosghosn · francecorruption · renault · courtcase · frenchpolitics
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