Turns out the market for 'convicted felon' merch is just as finite as the candidate's electoral appeal.
Trump's brick-and-mortar retail footprint shrinks as store sales crater
Trump-branded superstores in Tennessee are closing permanently as business wanes, marking a downturn in demand for campaign paraphernalia. Despite the candidate's continued popularity among some local primary voters, the physical retail locations, which once flourished after the 2024 inauguration, are now liquidating inventory at fifty per cent discounts.
Source: Trump's brick-and-mortar retail footprint shrinks as store sales crater — The Age
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