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Trump threatens to close Kennedy Center unless it gets a 'Trump' makeover
Donald Trump has threatened to permanently shutter Washington's Kennedy Center, a premier cultural institution, unless he is permitted to place his name on the building. The threat follows a series of legal and institutional rejections regarding his demand for rebranding. The standoff has left the future of the national landmark in extreme uncertainty.
Source: Trump threatens to close Kennedy Center unless it gets a 'Trump' makeover — Le Figaro
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