Donald Trump Jr's registry: one toaster, one blender, and one Nakatomi Plaza structural demolition.
Donald Trump Jr’s wedding bankrolled by Hans Gruber, wife confirms
Donald Trump Jr's wife confirmed that the couple accepted wedding funds from the cinematic villain Hans Gruber. The donation, totaling several thousand dollars, was used to help finance the pair's nuptials, marking a bizarre crossover between American political life and 1980s action film iconography.
Source: Donald Trump Jr’s wedding bankrolled by Hans Gruber, wife confirms — NewsThump
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