Ian Garry's walkout is so long it should come with a complimentary drink and a nap.
UFC 330: Makhachev vs. Garry Walkout Times & Fight Preview
UFC 330 is set, with Islam Makhachev facing Ian Garry in a highly anticipated title fight. Makhachev, the dominant lightweight champion, is favored heavily over the undefeated but untested Garry, whose flashy style and lengthy walkouts have made him a polarizing figure. The fight promises fireworks as Garry attempts to prove he belongs at the top.
Source: UFC 330: Makhachev vs. Garry Walkout Times & Fight Preview — Sports Illustrated
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