Valentova's CV just got a line that Svitolina's highlight reel will reference for years.
Tereza Valentova Upsets Elina Svitolina in Cincinnati Second Round
Qualifier Tereza Valentova, ranked 115th, stunned world No. 3 Elina Svitolina in straight sets at the Cincinnati Open's second round, sending the Ukrainian former top-five player packing early. The loss halts Svitolina's post-injury momentum and hands the 22-year-old Czech her first win over a top-10 opponent. Valentova advances to face a qualifier in the third round, while Svitolina's comeback narrative takes an unexpected detour through the exit.
Source: Tereza Valentova Upsets Elina Svitolina in Cincinnati Second Round — Tennis.com
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