The only thing colder than the Mercury's shooting was the Fire's home crowd, which had already left by halftime.
Mercury 78-72 Fire (Jun 5, 2026) Final Score
The Phoenix Mercury beat the Chicago Fire 78-72 in a low-scoring WNBA game on June 5, 2026. Both teams struggled offensively, with poor shooting percentages and a combined score that would make a 1990s NBA game blush. The win improves the Mercury's record, while the Fire continue to search for consistency.
Source: Mercury 78-72 Fire (Jun 5, 2026) Final Score — espn.com
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