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Joshua Van targets quick finish of Pantoja at UFC 331, wants fast defense
UFC flyweight Joshua Van has publicly stated his intent to secure a rapid finish against champion Alexandre Pantoja at UFC 331, adding that he is eager to get back into the Octagon for another defense shortly thereafter. The ambitious timeline highlights the fighter's readiness, though actual matchmaking realities remain.
Source: Joshua Van targets quick finish of Pantoja at UFC 331, wants fast defense — MMA Junkie
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