Alavés vs Valencia: the only fixture where both sets of fans boo the final whistle for ending their sweet release.
Alavés vs Valencia: La Liga stats and head-to-head preview
Alavés host Valencia in a midweek La Liga fixture at Mendizorroza, with both clubs sitting in the congested middle of the table and neither in genuine danger of relegation nor serious contention for European places. The BBC preview breaks down the head-to-head record, current form and statistical trends ahead of kickoff. A win would nudge either side a few places up a standings log that, for them, has largely stopped meaning anything.
Source: Alavés vs Valencia: La Liga stats and head-to-head preview — BBC
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