Arteta's press conferences should be sold as audiobooks under 'fiction'.
Every word from Mikel's post-Ipswich presser
Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta held his post-match press conference after the Ipswich fixture, with the club publishing a full transcript of his remarks. The club's website ran the complete word-for-word record of his answers under the headline 'Every word from Mikel's post-Ipswich presser,' an article consisting of the presser transcript. The piece went up as the club's standard post-match media offering.
Source: Every word from Mikel's post-Ipswich presser — Arsenal.com
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