24 races, 10 sprints, and the only thing moving slower than the pit stops is my will to keep watching.
F1 2027 calendar adds 10 sprint races, including Monaco
Formula 1 announced its 2027 calendar on Tuesday, expanding sprint weekends from six to ten across a 24-race season. Bahrain will host the season-opener, while Portugal and Türkiye return to the schedule. Monaco, long criticized for processional racing, gets a sprint race for the first time. The changes require ratification by the FIA World Motor Sport Council before the calendar is finalized.
Source: F1 2027 calendar adds 10 sprint races, including Monaco — BBC
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