Scotland's new manager solved the striker crisis by hiring a fresh batch of men who also cannot score at Hampden.
Pocognoli Names First Scotland Squad With Five Uncapped Newcomers
Sebastien Pocognoli named his first Scotland squad on Monday, his first since taking over as head coach. Robbie Ure, Luis Binks and Colby Donovan are among five uncapped newcomers, with four new strikers brought in as part of sweeping changes. The squad assembles for Pocognoli's debut in charge.
Source: Pocognoli Names First Scotland Squad With Five Uncapped Newcomers — Sky Sports
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