First they came for the bright colors, and I said nothing because I was a beige toddler with a beige mortgage.
Little Tikes drops bright colors for muted 'contemporary' makeover
Little Tikes, the Ohio-based toymaker behind the Cozy Coupe and the turtle sandbox, has announced a new line of its classic products in muted, colorless palettes, which the company says gives them a 'contemporary feel' aimed at design-conscious parents. The Cozy Coupe, once red-and-yellow and sold in the tens of millions since 1979, now arrives in shades of gray, cream and taupe. Parent reaction online has been split between relief and mourning.
Source: Little Tikes drops bright colors for muted 'contemporary' makeover — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 13, 2026.
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