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Cape Coral man accused of stripping naked in HomeGoods store, saying he 'had to do it'
A man in Cape Coral, Florida, was accused of removing his clothes inside a HomeGoods store, where he reportedly told employees he "had to do it," according to a post shared on Reddit. Police responded to the store, and the man now faces charges tied to the incident. He was taken into custody without further disruption to shoppers.
Source: Cape Coral man accused of stripping naked in HomeGoods store, saying he 'had to do it' — r/nottheonion
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