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Miami woman accused of throwing bucket of feces at neighbor over affair claim
A Miami woman was arrested after allegedly throwing a bucket of human feces onto her neighbor's doorstep, telling police she believed the neighbor was sleeping with her husband, according to an arrest report. Officers responded to the home and the woman was taken into custody on a battery charge. The neighbor told police the attack followed a prior confrontation over the same accusation. The case remains open.
Source: Miami woman accused of throwing bucket of feces at neighbor over affair claim — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 13, 2026.
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