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Plane fireworks ignite heath fire at Sanicole Airshow; organisers cite approved permission
A fireworks display launched from an aircraft at the Sanicole Airshow in Hechtel-Eksel set the surrounding heathland alight, forcing organisers to suspend the event. The local fire brigade brought the blaze under control within about 25 minutes. Organisers and the mayor said the display had been formally approved and was considered responsible, and said permission had been granted for the pyrotechnics.
Source: Plane fireworks ignite heath fire at Sanicole Airshow; organisers cite approved permission — HBVL
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