50,000 cans of PBR is less a score and more a community service obligation.
Thieves have less than two weeks to return a truck full of 50,000 cans of PBR with no questions asked, company says
A truck carrying 50,000 cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon was stolen, and the company has offered amnesty for its return within two weeks, no questions asked. The thieves now face the logistical nightmare of unloading a truckload of beer that's less prized than the truck itself.
Source: Thieves have less than two weeks to return a truck full of 50,000 cans of PBR with no questions asked, company says — r/nottheonion
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