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Sheriff confirms Indiana 'lions' were just hogs along a tree line
Sheriff's office confirms the 'lions' terrorizing Indiana were actually feral hogs seen through the haze of a tree line, prompting an embarrassing correction and a statewide lesson in wildlife identification.
Source: Sheriff confirms Indiana 'lions' were just hogs along a tree line — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 29, 2026.
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