Only Pabst could make stealing 40,000 pounds of beer feel like a punishment.
Pabst Blue Ribbon begs thief to return truck with 40,000 pounds of beer
Pabst Blue Ribbon is pleading with a thief to return a truck loaded with 40,000 pounds of beer stolen in Montclair, California. The brewery is offering a reward and no questions asked, suggesting the real crime might be having to drink that much PBR.
Source: Pabst Blue Ribbon begs thief to return truck with 40,000 pounds of beer — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 29, 2026.
Topics: pabstblueribbon · beertruck · trucktheft · montclair · stolentruck · beer · viralnews
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