Cornwall's crime unit has moved on from pasties to policing the texture of dumplings—meanwhile, the real threat is that someone might actually enjoy them.
Cornwall issues safety warning for squishy dumpling toys
Cornwall's trading standards office has issued a safety warning over squishy dumplings, citing potential choking hazards for children. The advisory targets novelty stress-relief toys shaped like dumplings, which are soft and squishy but could pose a risk if chewed or swallowed. Officials urge parents to keep them away from young kids, though the toys remain legal for adults. The warning has sparked amusement online, with many mocking the official seriousness over a squishy food-shaped novelty.
Source: Cornwall issues safety warning for squishy dumpling toys — BBC
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