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Dooho Choi vs. Patricio Freire: Prediction, Pick, Time for UFC 331
Dooho Choi faces Patricio Freire at UFC 331, with Yahoo Sports publishing a prediction and pick for the bout alongside the start time. The two featherweights meet on a card headlined by a championship fight, with Choi looking to build on recent form and Freire chasing relevance in a new division. Odds favor Freire, though Choi's durability and power make the fight a live underdog play. The piece offers a betting lean but stops short of a confident call.
Source: Dooho Choi vs. Patricio Freire: Prediction, Pick, Time for UFC 331 — Yahoo Sports
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