Jourdain's corner threw in the towel, the ref, and a hardware wallet
Marlon "Chito" Vera Stops Jourdain In Round 3 At UFC 331
Marlon "Chito" Vera defeated Charles Jourdain by stoppage in the third round of their featherweight bout at Crypto.com UFC 331. Vera, the Ecuadorian veteran ranked in the top ten, weathered an early push before landing the finish in the final frame. Jourdain, a Canadian featherweight, lost his second straight inside the distance. The event was the UFC's latest branded card tied to the Crypto.com sponsorship deal.
Source: Marlon "Chito" Vera Stops Jourdain In Round 3 At UFC 331 — UFC.com
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