warm-up 1, Andros 0. the Corolla was the only one on the pitch with any pace.
Andros Townsend 'run over' in pre-match warm-up in bizarre injury
Andros Townsend, the 33-year-old winger who played for Tottenham and Everton, was struck by a vehicle during a pre-match warm-up and has been described in reports as having been 'run over'. The incident happened before a fixture, not during play, and left the former England international injured in circumstances that have drawn widespread disbelief online. The extent of the damage and his expected time out have not been confirmed.
Source: Andros Townsend 'run over' in pre-match warm-up in bizarre injury — Daily Star
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 20, 2026.
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