the Jets have now lost to a man the league office had to google mid-celebration
Ryan Shea Scores a Goal Against the Winnipeg Jets
Ryan Shea scored a goal for the Pittsburgh Penguins in their game against the Winnipeg Jets. The tally, distributed by Yahoo Sports as a standalone highlight clip, was apparently notable enough to be packaged and published on its own. Details of the final score, the period, and the game's outcome were not included in the clip's listing.
Source: Ryan Shea Scores a Goal Against the Winnipeg Jets — Yahoo Sports
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 20, 2026.
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