Michael Mellon's move to Stevenage is so under wraps even he doesn't know what league he's in.
Michael Mellon: Stevenage sign Burnley striker for undisclosed fee - BBC
Stevenage have signed Burnley striker Michael Mellon for an undisclosed fee. The 20-year-old joins on a permanent deal, with the League One side hoping he'll be the missing piece in their promotion push. Burnley, meanwhile, bank another youth sale to balance the books.
Source: Michael Mellon: Stevenage sign Burnley striker for undisclosed fee - BBC — BBC
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