Fenerbahçe's back line just checked their group chat and it's all 'thoughts and prayers' and no actual defenders.
Fenerbahçe vs Lyon: Champions League Stats & Head-to-Head
Fenerbahçe host Olympique Lyonnais in a UEFA Champions League tie, with both sides leaning on shaky form and key absences. Stats favor Lyon's attack, but Turkish fans trust their home fortress. The winner takes a step toward knockout survival; the loser faces another year of 'what could've been.'
Source: Fenerbahçe vs Lyon: Champions League Stats & Head-to-Head — BBC
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