Owen's title predictions have the same hit rate as a broken clock, but at least the clock is right twice a day.
Michael Owen makes bold Arsenal title claim and bleak Man Utd prediction
Michael Owen has tipped Arsenal for Premier League glory while forecasting a bleak season for Manchester United, adding another entry to his notoriously unreliable prediction record. Fans are sharpening their screenshots, bracing for the inevitable twist.
Source: Michael Owen makes bold Arsenal title claim and bleak Man Utd prediction — Metro.co.uk
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