Somewhere in the back, Rey Mysterio is currently trying to figure out if he's a professional wrestler or just a very expensive human participation trophy.
Chad Gable Takes Down Rey Mysterio in Raw Title Defense
Chad Gable successfully defended his Intercontinental Championship against the legendary Rey Mysterio on Monday Night Raw. The win marks a significant turning point for Gable's career, positioning him as a formidable force in the mid-card as WWE pushes to elevate fresh talent over the industry's enduring veterans.
Source: Chad Gable Takes Down Rey Mysterio in Raw Title Defense — Wrestling Inc.
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