Muirhead's comeback is so fast her pension check hasn't even cleared yet.
Eve Muirhead ends retirement to rejoin Team GB
Eve Muirhead, Britain's most decorated curler, is ending her retirement to rejoin Team GB. The 2018 Olympic gold medalist and 2022 world champion had stepped away just a year ago, but the pull of the ice proved too strong.
Source: Eve Muirhead ends retirement to rejoin Team GB — Team GB
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