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Millwall closing in on free agent striker Lyndon Dykes
Millwall are closing in on free agent striker Lyndon Dykes after his release from Birmingham City. The 29-year-old Scotland international would bolster a Lions attack that has struggled for goals this season, with the club looking to add experience without a transfer fee.
Source: Millwall closing in on free agent striker Lyndon Dykes — Southwark News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 7, 2026.
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