Haynes King's pocket presence is so bad, his offensive line files for hazard pay before every snap.
Haynes King: The Most Exciting Quarterback You Can't Trust
Haynes King, the Georgia Tech quarterback, continues to dominate headlines for his dual-threat ability to both throw interceptions and take sacks, making him the most exciting player to watch for the wrong reasons.
Source: Haynes King: The Most Exciting Quarterback You Can't Trust — ESPN
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 7, 2026.
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