Duran's career trajectory is a game of musical chairs where the music never stops and he's always one seat short.
Duran's Whirlwind Transfer Saga: Villa to Al-Nassr to Benfica
Colombian striker Jhon Duran, 21, completed a season-long loan move from Al-Nassr to Benfica, having joined the Saudi club from Aston Villa earlier this year. The whirlwind transfer chain highlights the volatility of modern football's trading market.
Source: Duran's Whirlwind Transfer Saga: Villa to Al-Nassr to Benfica — BBC
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