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Stephen Hendry Recalls the Exact Moment His Golden Touch Vanished
Stephen Hendry, the seven-time snooker world champion, has described the moment his game "completely collapsed," saying he lost the golden touch that made him the dominant player of the 1990s. Hendry, who retired in 2012 and later returned to the tour on a wildcard, traced the decline to a sudden inability to pot routine balls under pressure. He said the feeling never returned, and that he eventually accepted he could no longer compete at the level that once won him 36 ranking titles.
Source: Stephen Hendry Recalls the Exact Moment His Golden Touch Vanished — TNT Sports
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