the bedbugs paid for a ticket and still got a better seat than you
Trains cancelled after bedbug infestation
Bedbug sightings forced the cancellation of multiple UK rail services, with operators pulling carriages for deep cleaning as passengers reported the insects on seats and upholstery. The infestations hit commuter and intercity lines at a time when the rail network is already struggling with delays and cancellations, spreading disruption to thousands of daily travellers. Operators say affected trains will return once treated, though no timeline was given.
Source: Trains cancelled after bedbug infestation — The Telegraph
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